A conversation I had recently, via text, with my best friend Steve: Steve: I want somebody to follow me around and write down things I tell them. Then they can figure out good blog material and handle that for me. Me: Just fucking record something and put it in your blog. Like, realize what you said was good, repeat it, then type it. Don't over think it. Also me, hours later: Sorry. Didn't mean to yell . It was more me reminding myself.